Paul McCarney announces his plans to marry in the Colbert Report. “All I need is Love”, McCartney.
When asked if he was afraid of another costly divorce with his new fiancée, the ex-beatle said "We can work it out."
New York, NY, January 28, 2009, (Reuters).- Ex-beatle Paul McCarntey appeared on “the Colbert Report,” answering questions to Stephen Colbert about his love life (McCartney’s, not Colbert’s).
Question: How did you get over the death of Linda, your first wife?
Answer: Obladi, oblada, life goes on.
Q: How did your second wife, Heather Mills, declared her love for you?
A: Baby, you’re a rich man.
Q: What did you tell her when she asked so much money for the divorce?
A: You never give me your money.
Q: What did you tell your lawyer about it?
A: Help!
Q: What did he tell you?
A: You’re going to lose that girl.
Q: Where is she now?
A: Back in the U.S.S.R.
Q: How did you feel after losing so much money in the divorce?
A: The fool on the hill.
Q: Do you regret that marriage?
A: I should have known better.
Q: Is there a lesson to that experience?
A: Can’t buy me love.
Q: How did you meet your current girlfriend, socialite Nancy Shevell?
A: She came in through the bathroom window.
Q: How did you find her?
A: I saw her standing there.
Q: How did you declare your love to her?
A: Love, love me do.
Q: Why do you want to marry her?
A: I’ve got a feeling and I love her.
Q: Where does your fiancée like to have sex?
A: Here, there and everywhere.
Q: Really? and how often does she want it?
A: Eight days a week.
Q: How do you manage to have sex at your age?
A: With a little help from my friends.
Q: How was sex with Linda?
A: Twist and shout.
Q: How was it with Heather?
A: Honey, don’t.
Q: And with Nancy?
A: A hard day’s night.
Q: Do you still take drugs?
A: Everybody’s got something to hide.
Q: What do you do when you have to appear in public after taking drugs?
A: Act naturally.
Q: Do past acquaintances or even total strangers ever try to claim they’re your offspring in order to rip you off your money?
A: Everybody’s trying to be my baby.
Q: Finally, is there something you’d like to say to your fans?
A: Happiness is a warm gun.
Paul McCartney should read Divorce Buddy System soon! This book shows you how to divorce without getting a root canal. But I guess he doesn’t really care the cost afterall, he is a bagillionaire!
Chrissy
January 29, 2009 at 1:53 am