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Britney Spears: Happy being a mom and a slut

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Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas. She forgot to wear pants and a shirt, but at least she remembered to wear underwear.

Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas. She forgot to wear pants and a shirt, but at least she remembered to wear underwear.

New York, NY, August 13th, 2008, (Reuters).- Britney Spears told PRETTY GOOD! magazine about her life, her relationships, her sons, and her family.

Q: Do you still have one night stands while being drunk?

A: Sometimes.

Q: What do you like to drink liquor with?

A: Soda pop.

Q: What kind of music do you like?

A: I love rock’n’roll.

Q: Do you have a hobby?

A: Boys.

Q: What does sex mean in your life?

A: Bombastic love.

Q: What is your favorite book?

A: Cinderella.

Q: How do the paparazzi make you feel?

A: Intimidated.

Q: How would you describe your first husband?

A: Lucky.

Q. How would you describe your second husband?

A: Crazy.

Q: How does your second husband compare with the first?

A: Stronger.

Q: Why do you keep going from man to man?

A: I can’t get no satisfaction.

Q: What did your son’s father say when you gave him the news of your pregnancy?

A: Don’t let me be the last to know.

Q: After your first child, were you surprised by your second pregnancy? What were your thoughts?

A: Oops, I did it again.

Q: Would you consider having a third child?

A: Baby, one more time.

Q: How much do you love your sons?

A: From the bottom of my heart.

Q: How do you take care of your children?

A: Overprotected.

Q: Do you give more priority to your music or your family?

A: My prerogative.

Q: What did your sister tell you about her unplanned pregnancy?

A: I’m not a girl, not yet a woman.

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