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43 dead in Mexico as drug cartels start salmonella attacks.

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Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, August 18th, 2008, (Notimex).- Mexican drug

Mexican terrorist who has been codenamed, Pique Bin Laden, supposedly resposible for the salmonella outbreak

Mexican terrorist who has been codenamed, Pique Bin Laden, supposedly resposible for the salmonella outbreak

cartels are changing their tactics. Direct assaults with AK-47s are being replaced with subtler salmonella attacks in normal-looking food.

In what has became a new increase of deaths, but not bloodshed, Mexican Sinaloa and Juarez cartels are resorting to food poisoning to send deadly messages to one another in innocent looking tacos.

Last night, 43 different people died of a salmonella attack in different northen Mexican cities, 23 from a taco attack in Ciudad Juarez, 19 from a burrito attack in Monterrey and 1 gringo at El Paso, who couldn’t stand the heat and died from diahrrea.

Violence has increased in Mexico since president Calderon took office and launched a military crackdown on drug cartels.

In  the USA, both the CIA and the FDA are on their toes for any kind of attack against American citizens. “We first suspected the tomatoes because they were red, but it wasn’t until recently that we found the attacks coming from chili,” said El Doctor David Acheson, FDA’s food safety chief.

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