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Palin, from the Palin-McCain ticket, takes a fast course in world leaders with REAL world leaders. “More fun than wikipedia”:Palin

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New York, NY, September 23rd, 2008, (Reuters).- In order to boost her

Sarah Palin with the girl she was assigned to work with in her new geography class. "I wish they had assigned me someone mature and who at least knew the capital of Mexico," said the small girl.

Sarah Palin with the girl she was assigned to work with in her new geography class. "I wish they had assigned me with someone mature and who at least knew what the capital of Mexico is," said the small girl.

foreign relations credentials beyond seeing Russia from her house, the Palin-McCain campaign is having Sarah Palin take a crash course in word leaders by having them parade in front of her in next week’s United Nations General Assembly. She will be able to take notes on the names that are too hard for her to pronounce.

“Well, since I had never met a foreign head of state, like none of the previous vice-presidential candidates in history did, and I had never traveled outside the US until last year when I went to Canada to get some cheap medicines, the Palin-McCain campaign thought it would be a good idea to have a show-and-tell class of world leaders. It certanly beats looking them up in wikipedia,” commented Palin.

The first on the list was US-imposed Afghan President Hamid Karzai. “The encounter went remarcably well. We spoke for hours,” said Palin. “Next time I might even have a translator to find out what he’s telling me.”

Next on the list are (in order of apparition), Colombian president Alvaro Uribe, Georgian president Mikhail Saakashvili, Ukranian president Viktor Yuschenko, Iraqi president Jalal Talibani, Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari and Indian prime minister Manmohan Singh.

“We thought it’d be important for her to meet the presidents the US placed on the Iraqi and Afghan governments first, as well as the presidents of those countries who provided troops or permissions to use their territories in the Afghanistan and Iraq wars,” said spokesassistant Tracey Schmitt. “After the parade, she will have a quick test on names and color flag matching, but she will be able to use her notes and we don’t count spelling mistakes for the grade.”

Reporters who wanted to see the encounters were banned initially. “We don’t want to get her nervous, so let’s keep the cameras in and the questions out, mmmkay?” had said spokesassistant Tracey Schmitt ealier. When the media refused to give coverage, Schmitt relented “it was all just a misscommunication oopsie, ya really didn’t think I was serious, did ya?”

Former ally, then enemy, then ally, then enemy Pervez Musharraf resigns

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Islamabad, Pakistan, August 19th, 2008, (Reuters).- US former ally-enemy-

President Bush from the US with President Musharraf from Pakistan at a reunion in Islamabad. Bush had forgotten if he had to grant aid or impose penalties to the country.

President Bush from the US with President Musharraf from Pakistan at a reunion in Islamabad. Bush had forgotten if he had to grant aid or impose penalties to the country.

ally-enemy, Pakistan’s president Pervez Musharraf left his office before an impeachment process that had been promoted by the opposition.

The impeachment tries to show that Musharraf is guilty of abuse of power, restrictions of liberties and corruption. It specially tries to connect Musharraf with deviations of government funds that were supposed to be used for the purchase of 120 Chinese tanks.

“The manuals were in Chinese, so I couldn’t have known that they were septic tanks. Nevertheless, we are going to train our soldiers and use them to invade India and recuperate Kashmir,” explained Musharraf back then.

When asked why he gave in to the opposition’s claims of corruption, instead of calling for another emergency state, like he usually does, he replied “this time, they put enough zeros on a check, and amnesty to top it off.”

Musharraf’s Pakistan used to be an ally of the US due to its enemity with the USSR, then it became an enemy after they had conflicts with India and developed nuclear capabilities. Then it became and ally again when it supported the war on terror. Then later it became an enemy again when it wasn’t able or willing to stop the Taliban in the Afghanistan’s border with Pakistan. 

One of the biggest US complains about Musharraf is his supposed support and funding of the Taliban. One recently declassified White House call recording questions Musharraf’s alliences. It’s a recording from a call from Musharraf to Bush in the morning of September 11, 2001.

Musharraf: Mr. Bush, I would like to express my deepest sympathies to you and your country. It’s a real tragedy. So many people, so many magnificent buildings.

Bush: What buildings? What people?

Musharraf: Oh, what time is it now in the US?

Bush: Eight o’clock in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops, sorry. I’ll call you back in an hour.

Written by Flippyman

August 20, 2008 at 8:45 am