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Madonna gets a divorce.

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London, U.K., October 15th, 2008, (Reuters).- In an interview with The Sun, Madonna confessed that she and

Madonna also spoke about looking for a female companion next. "I'm willing to go over the Borderline, even if I have to Take a Bow. It feels like a little prayer."

Madonna also spoke about looking for a female companion next. "I'm willing to go over the Borderline, even if I have to Take a Bow. It feels like a little prayer."

director Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.

How do you feel about being single again?

Like a virgin.

We know you caught Guy and a younger woman together in a bar, what was your first reaction?

Who’s that girl?

Really? And what did he answer?

Beautiful stranger.

What did Guy tell you when you announced your decision to get a divorce?

I’d rather be your lover.

Did your son with him, Rocco say anything?

Papa don’t preach.

How was your sex life with Guy?

Ain’t no big deal.

Why? Does he miss something?

What it feels like for a girl.

What would you prefer?

Deeper and deeper

I see, anything else?

Hanky Panky.

Did he ever call you names?

Material girl.

Do you think that was uncalled for?

I deserve it.

What are you going to do after your present tour is finished?

Holiday.

After this, what do you think of marriage?

Vogue.

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McCain camp lashes out at Obama’s fellow worldwide celebrities.

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Senator and GOP presidential hopeful John McCain angry because famous people won't answer his calls or invite him to their parties. "I will veto every single beer," he threatened.

Senator and GOP presidential hopeful John McCain angry because famous people won't answer his calls or invite him to their parties. "I will veto every single beer," threatened the candidate.

Denver, CO, August, 25th, 2008, (Reuters).- John McCain’s campaign hit back at Madonna on Sunday after the pop diva kicked off her world tour with a concert that bracketed the US presidential candidate with Adolf Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

It all started when pop queen and diva kicked off her “Crunchy and Munchy” world tour in the Decadium Stadium, in Cardiff, UK,  showing a video that showed McCain along with pictures of dictators Robert Mugabe and Adolf Hitler, as well as videos of war destruction and global warming. The song played during the video was originally going to be “Material girl”, but it was later changed to “Get Stoopid” to avoid controversy.

McCain, who supports the Iraq war surge, the bomb, bomb, bomb-ing of Iran and the drilling of Alaska and opposes the increase in automobile fuel economy and new taxes on oil companies, said the comparison was completely irrelevant.

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time, it makes us want to bomb, bomb, bomb Cardiff, ” McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bombs said in a statement reported by Fox News.

“It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits, including using videos and commercials that compare his rival with people that have nothing to do with US politics.”

The Worldwide Celebrities Union, which is headed by sexy Angelina Jolie, Michael Phelps and Tom Cruise didn’t answer any calls for comments, as they were too busy watching NBC’s delayed transmission of the Beijing closing ceremony.